{"id":80,"date":"2008-01-20T03:07:00","date_gmt":"2008-01-20T09:07:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=80"},"modified":"2008-01-20T03:07:00","modified_gmt":"2008-01-20T09:07:00","slug":"zero-you-have-been-called-show-of-hand-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=80","title":{"rendered":"“Zero, you have been called… Show of hand please”"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today, I wandered about Dallas to get my mind off of stress from family, the office, and my hobbling financial status. It was a fun day and ended well. I would come home to my office and see 2 envelopes from Texas A&M Commerce on Suzaku’s keyboard. I was expecting bad news… especially because one of the envelopes was thick enough to kill a man.<\/p>\n

I had expected the thin one to be my “rejection” and a message of “See the next letter as to why… because we can’t fit it in this envelope.” Then the second one to be the “here’s why you fail at life” explanation on why I was rejected. I took my favorite lockblade knife and used it as a crude letter opener. I figure may as well open the thinner of the two first to take it in stride. The thinner letter was odd… It had stated that I was able to set-up my campus e-mail with the online account management. I was a bit weirded out thinking “Why would they tell me that..? What’s the bloody status on my acceptance?!” So wild frenzy told me to gut open the bombshell in an envelope… On opening it, I saw the strain I was looking for:<\/p>\n

Congratulations! We’re pleased to inform you that your application to Texas A&M University – Commerce for the Fall 2008 semester has been reviewed and accepted. We take great pride in welcoming you as a new member of an outstanding student body whose accomplishments and contributions to society are many.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

My family was asleep so I couldn’t rouse them from my sleep… but earlier in the day, I had bought a 200ml flask of Jagermeister to keep on hand for when there was a time I needed it. After seeing that letter… there was only one thing to do.<\/p>\n

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\n“It’s a celebration, bitches<\/em>” – Rick James<\/p>\n

A shot for my hard efforts finally going somewhere and then another shot to celebrate that my life is finally turning around for the better. The savory herbs with a hint of sweet caramel flavors in the liquor made it quite a good aperitif from the great dinner I had. Life is great again and I hope that it may only get better!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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