So after much deliberation, many rounds of Yamazaki single malt whiskey, and bottles of Guinness Draught… I have a winner for Bluetooth haiku contest. The last two poems recieved really shook up the competition. It was like a rather lively duel. It was tough as these new poems really shook things up. However… Once the dust settled… There was one clear winner.<\/p>\n
I would like to announce Sol Badguy as the winner of my contest! Congratulations!<\/strong><\/p>\n Silverware is for Food, Not Ears<\/span><\/p>\n Spoon and fork cause frustration Rei came very close… so I may see about sending her a “runner up” door prize from the “prize closet” of ZeroXR 13mg. I will give her posterity and show case her poem. The rest… Due to the lackluster showcase of entries… I will leave them in the grave. I leave you with Rei’s haiku.<\/p>\n Oh Aliph Jawbone So after much deliberation, many rounds of Yamazaki single malt whiskey, and bottles of Guinness Draught… I have a winner for Bluetooth haiku contest. The last two poems recieved really shook up the competition. It was like a rather lively duel. It was tough as these new poems really shook things up. However… Once the … Continue reading [Contest End!] Winner for the Haiku Competition!<\/span>
\nSilverware that can’t do squat for ears
\nSpoon and fork beckon bluetooth<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
\nYou pwn my H350 (pronounced three fifty)
\nIt crackles too much<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"