{"id":208,"date":"2008-05-20T23:54:13","date_gmt":"2008-05-21T04:54:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=208"},"modified":"2008-05-21T00:29:12","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T05:29:12","slug":"possible-teaser-and-lock-in-for-a-password-to-the-vault","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=208","title":{"rendered":"Possible Teaser and Lock-In for a Password to the Vault"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my drunken sleep last night, I mused about a funny post about how I think I have given up on dating women&#8230; be it online or offline. Too many God damn flakes and people who just suck at life. I will say that online dating has proved to be humorous, but hell&#8230; I have had enough of that. Should my loyal and devout readers want to get an &#8220;uncut&#8221;, swear-word riddled journey to debauchery and madness that will probably have them laughing until they go into organ failure&#8230; I will post up my &#8220;exploits&#8221; as a password locked post for your savory enjoyment.<\/p>\n<p>I know I need to decide a winner, but let&#8217;s hope for tomorrow!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my drunken sleep last night, I mused about a funny post about how I think I have given up on dating women&#8230; be it online or offline. Too many God damn flakes and people who just suck at life. I will say that online dating has proved to be humorous, but hell&#8230; I have &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=208\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Possible Teaser and Lock-In for a Password to the Vault<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,36],"tags":[54,586,189,590,69],"class_list":["post-208","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","category-site-news","tag-funny","tag-personal","tag-romance","tag-site-news","tag-teaser"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdVBT-3m","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=208"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/208\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=208"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=208"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=208"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}