{"id":204,"date":"2008-05-19T21:36:39","date_gmt":"2008-05-20T02:36:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=204"},"modified":"2008-05-20T22:37:39","modified_gmt":"2008-05-21T03:37:39","slug":"a-fun-weekend-with-cousin-sol-and-laughs-galore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=204","title":{"rendered":"A Fun Weekend with Cousin Sol and Laughs Galore!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sol and I hung out this weekend… We pumped much iron at the gym as he wanted to see my regimen. We worked our sorry asses through the ringer. We also happened to chance by Fry’s Electronics to gaze at DVD’s, games and electronics… but on checking out… We saw something utmost sacriligious.<\/p>\n

Wait for it…<\/em><\/p>\n

BEHOLD!<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Burger<\/a><\/p>\n

If that ain’t a sign of the world caving in on itself like a shoddy house of broken dreams… I don’t know what is!<\/p>\n

What’s supposed to be “funny”? My “pain” and “suffering” from torn muscle tissue!<\/p>\n

Cousin Sol, my thanks for a fun weekend with much laughter and fun!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Sol and I hung out this weekend… We pumped much iron at the gym as he wanted to see my regimen. We worked our sorry asses through the ringer. We also happened to chance by Fry’s Electronics to gaze at DVD’s, games and electronics… but on checking out… We saw something utmost sacriligious. Wait for … Continue reading A Fun Weekend with Cousin Sol and Laughs Galore!<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[188,54,586,29],"class_list":["post-204","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-cousin-sol","tag-funny","tag-personal","tag-thanks"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdVBT-3i","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=204"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":348,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/204\/revisions\/348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=204"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=204"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=204"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}