{"id":178,"date":"2008-04-29T01:20:51","date_gmt":"2008-04-29T06:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=178"},"modified":"2008-05-05T23:46:41","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T04:46:41","slug":"contest-bluetooth-haiku-oh-yeah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=178","title":{"rendered":"[Contest] Bluetooth Haiku! Oh Yeah!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I will be giving away the Aliph Jawbone (in glossy black) to one lucky contestant! However&#8230; You have to enter to be eligible to win! These are the following rules:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You must enter with a haiku<\/li>\n<li>The haiku is to be themed about Bluetooth<\/li>\n<li>The theme can be about why Bluetooth is cool or why it is important to you<\/li>\n<li>You may submit your poems as a comment on <strong>this post<\/strong> OR send it to <a href=\"mailto:info@zeroxr.com\" target=\"_blank\">info@zeroxr.com<\/a><\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">The deadline is May 4, 2008! That is <strong>ONE WEEK!<\/strong><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For those who have forgotten how a haiku is structured&#8230;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s a 3 line poem<\/li>\n<li>Line one has 5 syllables<\/li>\n<li>Line two has 7 syllables<\/li>\n<li>Line three has 5 syllables<\/li>\n<li>Can be unrhymed <strong>BUT<\/strong> should you add rhyme, this will add bonus points.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>For you grammar purists, I know that a haiku is supposed to be about nature&#8230; but for the sake of this contest, we&#8217;ll deftly ignore that. \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>Contest Winner Fine Print<\/strong><\/span><br \/>\nIf you are a Dallas local, we&#8217;ll arrange a meeting location and I will exchange you the headset to your possession. The headset will be in as-is condition so any further damages will be the responsibility of your own.<\/p>\n<p>If you <strong>are not<\/strong> a Dallas local and you win, please contact me ASAP to arrange shipping information with me. You will be responsible for shipping charges. If there is a shipping option you&#8217;d like to opt for, let me know and front the cash. <strong>i WILL NOT BE SHIPPING TO COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE USA!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>May the lulz be with you!<\/p>\n<p>PS &#8211; I will be posting <strong>ALL <\/strong>submitted haikus on announcing the winner.<\/p>\n<p><strong>NEW ERRATA, DEADLINE EXTENDED!!! <\/strong><strong>May 19th, 2008 by 12:00am!<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I will be giving away the Aliph Jawbone (in glossy black) to one lucky contestant! However&#8230; You have to enter to be eligible to win! These are the following rules: You must enter with a haiku The haiku is to be themed about Bluetooth The theme can be about why Bluetooth is cool or why &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=178\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">[Contest] Bluetooth Haiku! 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