{"id":109,"date":"2008-03-03T22:42:15","date_gmt":"2008-03-04T04:42:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=109"},"modified":"2008-03-03T22:50:41","modified_gmt":"2008-03-04T04:50:41","slug":"so-dallas-froze-over-whodda-thunkit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=109","title":{"rendered":"So&#8230; Dallas Froze Over. Whodda Thunkit?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I was bored and decided to go into the local mass retailer to poke about and look at stuff&#8230; I ended up staying longer than I expected and walked into this&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Behold! Snow Flurries!<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/15830831@N07\/2308644485\/\" title=\"Behold! Snow Flurries!\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/2114\/2308644485_8059d90a2a_d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But I would go to my car and see this&#8230;<br \/>\n<a title=\"Devil \"buried\" under the snow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/15830831@N07\/2308643669\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.flickr.com\/3151\/2308643669_979b60c538_d.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, it snowed in Dallas alright&#8230; and to think I doubted the chances&#8230; Who&#8217;d have thought&#8230;  To my people in Dallas\/Fort Worth, if you can&#8230; stay the fuck inside and avoid the idiot drivers on the roads. If you have to step out&#8230; bundle and glove up. Drink hot tea or coffee to keep warm.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I was bored and decided to go into the local mass retailer to poke about and look at stuff&#8230; I ended up staying longer than I expected and walked into this&#8230; Behold! Snow Flurries! But I would go to my car and see this&#8230; Yeah, it snowed in Dallas alright&#8230; and to think I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/?p=109\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">So&#8230; Dallas Froze Over. Whodda Thunkit?<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[54,6,136,586,135],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-funny","tag-greeting","tag-omg","tag-personal","tag-snow"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pdVBT-1L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.zeroxr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}