I will be giving away the Aliph Jawbone (in glossy black) to one lucky contestant! However… You have to enter to be eligible to win! These are the following rules:
- You must enter with a haiku
- The haiku is to be themed about Bluetooth
- The theme can be about why Bluetooth is cool or why it is important to you
- You may submit your poems as a comment on this post OR send it to info@zeroxr.com
- The deadline is May 4, 2008! That is ONE WEEK!
For those who have forgotten how a haiku is structured…
- It’s a 3 line poem
- Line one has 5 syllables
- Line two has 7 syllables
- Line three has 5 syllables
- Can be unrhymed BUT should you add rhyme, this will add bonus points.
For you grammar purists, I know that a haiku is supposed to be about nature… but for the sake of this contest, we’ll deftly ignore that. 
Contest Winner Fine Print
If you are a Dallas local, we’ll arrange a meeting location and I will exchange you the headset to your possession. The headset will be in as-is condition so any further damages will be the responsibility of your own.
If you are not a Dallas local and you win, please contact me ASAP to arrange shipping information with me. You will be responsible for shipping charges. If there is a shipping option you’d like to opt for, let me know and front the cash. i WILL NOT BE SHIPPING TO COUNTRIES OUTSIDE THE USA!
May the lulz be with you!
PS – I will be posting ALL submitted haikus on announcing the winner.
NEW ERRATA, DEADLINE EXTENDED!!! May 19th, 2008 by 12:00am!
bluetooth, oh, bluetooth
you feel so good in my ear
call me anytime
just cause i can!
Tether by Bluetooth
Phone to PC not uncouth
My free-air web booth
Aliph by my side,
Bling Bling through the dark of night,
It matches my ride.
Oh shit! The jawbone!
Work of art along my face,
Got that bitch to look.
What could this thing be?
looking all sexy to me.
great sound quality.
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